Stories, links, and advice from newbie traveler, novice quester, and rookie adult, Kelly Grantham.
- Dad: We were there! The same train as Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie.
- Me: No, this train is going from Paris to Venice. We went from Paris to London.
- Dad: Same train. They're just outside of Paris.
- Me: I'm pretty sure those are opposite sides of France. Different directions.
- Dad: Just sit on the other side of the train.
- Mom: That's right, just like a horse!
This makes absolutely no sense, except perfect sense because Mom and Dad